Posts tagged "Pokemon"
  1. Notes: 6 / 2 months ago 

    When someone takes a picture while I’m eating.

    Expectation:

    Reality:

  2. Notes: 18 / 2 months ago 

    Does ANYONE remember this?!  

  3. Notes: 8 / 3 months ago 
    You know you cried, too.

    You know you cried, too.

     
  4. Notes: 6 / 3 months ago 
    Come to think of it, you actually CAN use Cut on the long grass.  >.<  DIE, RATATTA.

    Come to think of it, you actually CAN use Cut on the long grass.  >.<  DIE, RATATTA.

     
  5. Notes: 1 / 3 months ago 

    I just want to go to Toys R Us right now and buy like a cartload…JUST for that Mewtwo full art!  

    GOSH, Souske222 gets me so excited.  >.<

  6. Notes: 2 / 3 months ago 

    Pokemon…LIVE?!

    Can I PLEASE see this?!

  7. Notes: 21 / 4 months ago 
    Yamask is one creepy mofo. &#8220;These Pokémon arose from the spirits of people interred in graves in past ages. Each retains memories of its former life.&#8221; -Pokemon White Pokedex There you go.  &#8220;Arose from the spirits of people&#8221;.  PEOPLE.  In the Pokemon world there IS eternal life after death.  Eternal life as a Pokemon, that is.  &#8220;Each retains memories of its former life.&#8221;  Hmm&#8230;mhmmm!  Not only are they the spirits of former humans, they also remember everything from when they were a human!  And here we are, trainers catching these Pokemon and forcing them to fight.  With this in mind I hope you do realize that whenever your Yamask does it&#8217;s little battlecry when you send it out to fight, &#8220;YAMASK!!&#8221;, it&#8217;s probably thinking, &#8220;hey, it&#8217;s grandma, don&#8217;t make me fight!&#8221; &#8220;Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry.&#8221; -Pokemon Black Pokedex Need I say more?  Imagine this:  one moment you&#8217;re driving, a car hits you, everything goes black.  You wake up moment later, dazed, in some unknown place.  There&#8217;s a mask in your hand&#8230;tail?  Huh?  You look at the mask&#8230;it&#8217;s your face.  You try to scream out&#8230;but all you can manage to say is &#8220;Yamask!&#8221;.  Someone comes along, has their Charizard fire blast you to a crisp, and catches you&#8230;forever forcing you to accept what you&#8217;ve become and to battle other pokemon (most likely what you&#8217;ve done to many Pokemon in your former human life).  And all you can do is look at your face and cry at once was. Yamask is one CREEPY mofo.

    Yamask is one creepy mofo.

    “These Pokémon arose from the spirits of people interred in graves in past ages. Each retains memories of its former life.” -Pokemon White Pokedex

    There you go.  “Arose from the spirits of people”.  PEOPLE.  In the Pokemon world there IS eternal life after death.  Eternal life as a Pokemon, that is.  “Each retains memories of its former life.”  Hmm…mhmmm!  Not only are they the spirits of former humans, they also remember everything from when they were a human!  And here we are, trainers catching these Pokemon and forcing them to fight.  With this in mind I hope you do realize that whenever your Yamask does it’s little battlecry when you send it out to fight, “YAMASK!!”, it’s probably thinking, “hey, it’s grandma, don’t make me fight!”

    “Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry.” -Pokemon Black Pokedex

    Need I say more?  Imagine this:  one moment you’re driving, a car hits you, everything goes black.  You wake up moment later, dazed, in some unknown place.  There’s a mask in your hand…tail?  Huh?  You look at the mask…it’s your face.  You try to scream out…but all you can manage to say is “Yamask!”.  Someone comes along, has their Charizard fire blast you to a crisp, and catches you…forever forcing you to accept what you’ve become and to battle other pokemon (most likely what you’ve done to many Pokemon in your former human life).  And all you can do is look at your face and cry at once was.

    Yamask is one CREEPY mofo.

     
  8. 4 months ago 

    Pokemon Eat Pokemon

    HEATMOR (BW Pokedex): “Using their very hot, flame-covered tongues, they burn through Durant’s steel bodies and consume their insides.”

    GLALIE (Sapphire Pokedex): “GLALIE has the ability to freely control ice. For example, it can instantly freeze its foe solid. After immobilizing its foe in ice, this POKéMON enjoys eating it in leisurely fashion.”

    You now know Pokemon eat Pokemon.

  9. Notes: 9 / 8 months ago 
    OH.  MY.  GOOMBAS.  Something definitely just happened in my pants.

    OH.  MY.  GOOMBAS. 

    Something definitely just happened in my pants.

     
  10. 1 year ago 
    Speed Gamers 72 Hr. Pokemon Marathon

    CRAZY.  Their goal is to play through Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow, Gold, Silver, and Crystal to catch all the Pokemon from Bulbasaur to Celebi without trading…in 72 hours!  Do it up!!  Apparently it’s for a good cause…so check out some major Pokemon gaming!!  xD

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